this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin
what iS THIS
what the fuck is this snake’s problem
I’m going through a list of AUs I reblogged on my personal and one is “asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night” and all I can think is
Oh my god Neptune are you okay
Yeah I’m fine. it’s cool. all cool. Just. asthma attack it’s fine-
you have- YOU HAVE ASTHMA?! DUDE WHAT IS- WHY DID YOU NOT SAY- WHERE IS YOUR INHALER YOUR LIPS ARE TURNING BLUE
inhalers are so dumb though I don’t have one on me
ARE!! YOU!! FUCKING!! KIDDING ME??!!
I didn’t want anyone to know ok
YOU’RE LITERALLY DYING IN MY ARMS BECAUSE OF YOUR SELF ESTEEM ISSUES
Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.