h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

vviolentprince:

bedussey:

what the fuck is this snake’s problem

parkour

papanorth:

I’m going through a list of AUs I reblogged on my personal and one is “asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night” and all I can think is

Oh my god Neptune are you okay

Yeah I’m fine. it’s cool. all cool. Just. asthma attack it’s fine-

you have- YOU HAVE ASTHMA?! DUDE WHAT IS- WHY DID YOU NOT SAY- WHERE IS YOUR INHALER YOUR LIPS ARE TURNING BLUE

inhalers are so dumb though I don’t have one on me

ARE!! YOU!! FUCKING!! KIDDING ME??!!

I didn’t want anyone to know ok

YOU’RE LITERALLY DYING IN MY ARMS BECAUSE OF YOUR SELF ESTEEM ISSUES

r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

I’d say make a wanted and an amazon wishlist.

This is very helpful thank